T. Rump U. AKA Thump You

The biggest losers are those who lack empathy and compassion

Some of the many things you will learn at T. Rump U:

Sales puffery means words don't always mean what you think they mean:

Secrets can mean generic information readily available for free
Hand-picked can include those who haven't worked in real estate as well as those who have failed in real estate.
Faculty can be high-pressure sales people who don't hesitate to upsell to someone on disability
University can mean an unchartered, unlicensed, unregulated, for-profit company

The biggest lesson may be

"Buyer Beware"

Don't buy a Pig in a Poke even
when the Pig's name is "T. Rump"