T. Rump’s Eleventh Amendment

Believe in "We the People", not a con man

"I'm a big fan of the Fifth Amendment. Know it by heart. Took it 97 times during my first divorce with Evana. Not a big fan of the First Amendment. 70 to 75% of reporters are absolutely dishonest. Absolute scum.

My first day in office, I'm going to use my executive power and replace the First Amendment with a much better Eleventh Amendment. (Now, how would I know the Constitution has already been amended 10 times if I hadn't already read it.)

The Eleventh Amendment will make it much easier for people like me to win a lot of money from the dishonest and corrupt media. From now on, instead of Free Speech, we'll have Polite Speech. The rule will be if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. (Tweets excluded of course.) It will force a lot of those dishonest and sleazy rags to either close or say nicer things about me. Genius.