T. Rump the Mud Wrestler

Simple Solutions often turn out to be Simple-Minded

Donny T. Rump is the Don Rickles of Politics.

Except the "Sultan of Insult" never intentionally hurt anybody.

His were sweet insults.

T. Rump's Tweet Insults are vindictive and vengeful.

He's the Tweet Trickster, the Poobah of Put-downs.

His modus operandi is a lie, wrapped in a conspiracy, inside an insult.