Joe McCarthy Family Tree

Believe in "We the People", not a con man

If I sound like Joe McCarthy, it's because I hired that SOB's lawyer, Roy Cohn, a homosexual homophobe. He was like a father to me and I learned a lot from him. The prenuptial agreement with my first wife Evana was his idea. (That was Genius and saved me a ton of dough.)

In turn, I testified for Roy on his disbarment proceedings. But I dropped him like a hot potato after I found out he had AIDS. (Wouldn't have been good for business to keep him around.)