I Cannot Tell a Lie

Children shouldn't play with Nuclear Weapons

"I cut down the cherry tree with my hatchet"
George Washington

When I go golfing, I make damn sure my caddy knows how to turn a bad lie into a good lie. But joking aside, I honestly have a hard time telling a lie from the truth. I figure it's all good as long as the crowd claps.
Donny T. Rump