Believe in "We the People", not a con man
In a parallel universe, half-as-crazy as ours, T. Rump the dinosaur is sitting on an egg labeled "Hillary the Loon". Next to them are two baby dinosaurs, one labeled Obama (stamped on forehead "Reject: Kenyan Muslim") and the other labeled "Lying Ed" (stamped on forehead "Reject: Canadian").
"Hillary claims to be born in Chicago."
"But isn't Chicago very close to Canada? Maybe too close."
"So is Hillary really a "natural born citizen?"
"Do the American people want to take that risk?"
T. Rump, the midwife of the Birthers.