Children shouldn't play with Nuclear Weapons
President T. Rump at a National Security Meeting
It only took me 15 minutes to master the nuclear launch codes. Boring. It was so simple, a child could do it. See, to initiate a nuclear strike, you just push this button like this.
Oh, Oh. Sorry, I have to cut out now and head to the secret bunker. The country is going to need me to help it rebuild. I can see it now: T. Rump branded properties everywhere. It's going to be huge.