Read my Lips
T. Rump denounces corporations for "using loopholes and false deductions to get away with murder. They make a fortune. They pay no tax. It’s ridiculous, okay?” (I hate copycats.)
Also ridiculous is the height of T. Rump's tax paperwork, although even here estimates vary widely. T. Rump said the stack was "two or three feet high", although his son Derick thinks it's more like "five feet tall".
Of course, deductions and write-offs are most of that, with income amounting to less than an inch, and a single page of charitable deductions.