Death Greatly Exaggerated

Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

I want to reassure all my current and future girlfriends, ex-wives, servants, fellow billionaires, as well as my legions of loyal fans and followers, and everyone who lives in one of my many Amazing buildings or drinks my Fantastic bottled water,

"The Greatest"

is still very much alive and hurling insults when I'm not out golfing on one of my many Phenomenal golf courses.

Just one more example of media bias.